Get a Free Government Cell Phone…. As Long As You Are Already On The Dole.

Posted on October 14, 2010 by


Thats right now Obamie is making it easier to get a FREE Cell phone and FREE minutes for Americas derelicts, moochers and Looters.  But hey no worry!   Obamie has relaxed regulations and is lowering expectations of ‘American Exceptionalism’ so that almost EVERYONE can qualify.  If you are one of the now 41.8 million Americans on FOOD STAMPS then guess what? YOU QUALIFY!

Now get off your ass and get on a Government Qualified Life Line Cell Phone.  Hey its FREE.  Thats right absolutely no one pays for this service …. except the PRIVATE sector that actually pays their phone bills.

How to Qualify

The process to qualify for Lifeline Service depends on the State you live in. In general, you may qualify if…

  1. You already participate in other State or Federal assistance program such as Federal Public Housing Assistance, Food Stamps and Medicaid.


  2. Your total household income is at or below of the poverty guidelines set by your State and/or the Federal Government.


  3. No one in your household currently receives Lifeline Service through another phone carrier.
  4. You have a valid United States Postal Address. In order for us to ship you your free phone you must live at a residence that can receive mail from the US Post Office. Sorry, but P.O. Boxes cannot be accepted.

In addition to meeting the guidelines above you will also be required to provide proof of your participation in an assistance program, or proof of your income level.

So what do they get on YOUR DIME?

As it is, ALL cell phones sold in the United States will work to call 911 WITH OUT a service plan.  So ask yourself.  Is this fair to those of us that pay our cell phone bills?